"That's the worst pun I've ever heard", groans the fly
"What do you expect?", says the mite. "I came up with it on the fly"
^(I apologise. My bro just sent it to me and I had to pass o...
Contender for the worst pun ever (OC)
Meet Desmond. Desmond and his Father are pretty normal people, but they both have Podophobia, the irrational fear of feet.
One day, they both travel to do a tour of Southeast Asia and visit a family friend. As they’re walking about a city, Desmond see‘s a homeless person begging in shabby cl...
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Puns are the number one, highest form of comedy.
But poop jokes are a solid number 2.
[fake] edit: It's your duty to post your best worst puns now.
A fly felt something bite his back...
Fly: "Hmmm. Whoever that was must be pretty small to fit on my back"
"Hey! What are you? A mite? "
Mite: " Yeah, as in I MIGHT have just bit you hahaha!"
Fly: "That's the worst pun I've ever heard."
Mite: "What can I say, I came up with it on the fly."
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