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What is Muslims' favourite kind of tea? [from the /r/worldnews comments]

Tea-N-Tea

[Source](http://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/zu37q/us_embassy_calls_out_muslim_brotherhood_over/c67s7ke?context=2)

The Front page of Reddit is being really depressing lately...

Then I realized I was actually on /r/worldnews

Religious smoking joke

A Franciscan and a Jesuit were friends. They were both smokers who found it difficult to pray for a long period of time without having a cigarette. They decided to go to their superiors and ask for permission to smoke.

 

When they met again, the Franciscan was downcast. โ€œI ask...

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[Original joke] [Long] A man walks into a bar...

A man walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic with ice. The bartender nods and prepares the drink. A few moments later, he hands the man a glass of gin and tonic, with no ice. The man notices and points out the mistake to the bartender.

The bartender smiles. "Sorry, I had to remove the ic...

The french minister of transport receive his counterpart from Uganda ...

After the offical things, he invite him to his place, outside of Paris. The Ugandan minister is astonished, as the place is a well restored and luxurious XVI century castle. He then ask :

- But, how did you pay for that ? I thought you came from a poor family.

- Come at the window, sa...

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