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What was the difference between conscription in World War One and conscription in World War Two?

The year.

My grandfather destroyed almost a hundred aircraft in World War Two!

He must have been the worst mechanic in the Luftwaffe.

German spies during world war two.

So my dad told me it a few years back and I still like it.
That's how it goes:

During world war II the Germans trained these super duper mega ultra spies.
They could speak fluent English, fluent French and fluent Russian.
Knew the history of every said enemy country.
Knew how t...

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A German pensioner has been given a 250 thousand euro fine after being arrested for having a world war two tank in his basement.

Locals said he had previously used the tank as a snowplough, until one cold winter where it broke down on the Eastern Front Lawn.

What did the poles do during world war two?

They held the telephone wires off the ground.

Angel: Hi God, what's up?

God: Angel, yeah, come in, come in...

Angel: What do you need?

God: Do you remember World War One?

Angel: Yeah

God: Well, it's been almost a hundred years, I think we're ready for World War Two

Angel: You mean World War Three???

God: World War Two.

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