A man takes his seat at the World Cup final. He looks over and notices there's an extra seat in between himself and the next guy.
The man says, "Who would ever miss the World Cup final?”
The guy replies, "Well that was my wife’s seat. We have been to the last five World Cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.”
The man says back, "That’s terrible, but couldn’t you get another close family member to come wi...
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It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch.
He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there.
"No," says the neighbour. "The seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and ...
A man is sitting alone at the World Cup Final when another guy approaches him.
He asks 'Is this seat taken?'
The man replies 'No it's free'
The other man says 'Who would miss their chance to see the World Cup Final??'
The man replies 'It's actually my wife's, she passed away and this is my first World Cup without her.'
'Oh man, you didn't find any f...
We hoped for a good clean World Cup Final.
But instead we got a Messi one.
Congrats to Argentina.
So the Irish are playing against the English in the World Cup Final, being held in Paris.
Three Irish and three English fans are waiting at the airport to get the train to the stadium.
The three English fans go up to the ticket counter and buy one ticket each. The three Irish fans go up to the counter and buy only one ticket. The English fans see this and one asks the Irish, " Ho...
A guy sits down on a bench next to a Thai kid wearing soccer cleats.
"So, who are you rooting for in the World Cup Final?" the man asks, noticing the soccer gear.
"I don't know, who's playing?" the boy answers.
"Jesus Christ, have you been under a rock or something?"
A friend has 2 tickets in a corporate box for the World cup final game Sun 15th July He paid £500 each including flights but he didn't realise when he bought them months ago that it was going to be the same day as his wedding! He is looking for someone to take his place
It's at Sheffield Town Hall at 4pm. Her name is Nicola -- she's 5'4", about 8 stone, quite pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook. Message me for more details.
I bought a ticket to world cup finals without realizing it’s also my wedding day! Does anyone want to go in my place?
The church is St Antony’s and the brides’ name is Joanna..
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