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Have you heard about the dyslexic who was working too hard on his imagination skills?

He ended up in Santa Fe.

This joke may contain profanity. šŸ¤”

NSFW: My boss was complaining about me working too hard.

Guess I have to stop watching porn at work.

The wheels on patrol car constantly end up falling off before I even make it back to the station. The boss asks if Iā€™m working too hard

I said Iā€™m working tirelessly.

Guy A calls guy B

Guy A tells guy B, "I bet you I can get us the day off at work tommorow," so Guy A tells him that plan.l

The next day guy A goes to work and goes on the roof

The boss walks in and asks him what he's doing, guy A says "I'm a light bulb!"

The boss tells him that he's been working ...

A guy walks into a bar..

A guy walks into a bar and sees the bar all but empty. The bartender is sitting down leaning his head on his arms, fast asleep.

"Oh, well." the guy thought, and went behind the bar and made himself a beer and sat down, determined to keep a tap and pay the waiter after his rest.

As he s...

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