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Heart surgeons can exclusively work from home

Since home is where the heart is

My wife hates it when I work from home

I am an embalmer

How does it feel to work from home?

"I don't like working from home at all! My family isn't happy too." - Henry, 41, pathologist.

I work from home sometimes

When I'm working from home, I sometimes put a blanket over me.

You could say, I work undercover.

My husband just interrupted my work from home to deliver this one.

The door opened, and in popped my husband's head.

**Him:** "Hey, Jennifer, what do you call a Jennifer with extra hairy legs?"

**Me, rolling my eyes at him:** "A Jennifer Spider?"

**Him:** "Nope. A SASS-SQUATCH"

In totally unrelated news: He'll be eating boiled chicken an...

You gotta work from top to bottom!

Certainly the order of operations is important in math, but it's even more important when blowing your nose while sitting on the toilet.

My wife said she wants to spend more time with me after I come home from work

Now I work from home so I never come home from work.

Ever since the boat builder had to work from home,

his Sails have been through the roof.

During the pandemic governments have told people to work from home.

So if you're a dominatrix you must press ctrl + U.

[long] My company is locked down and I am required to work from home

I'm used to working in an open office space so this is a huge change for me. In order to make the transition as easy as possible, I have prepared my home office so remind me of work.

* I've purchased a piece of Limburger cheese and placed it on a plate in the middle of the room to remind me o...

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A man at my wife’s workplace has been sexually harassing her, but honestly I feel like it’s her fault.

She’s the one who chose to work from home, and she knows how I feel about dat ass.

I decided on riding my unicycle to work from now on

Because whenever I rode my bike I was always two tired when I got to work

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