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Work Computer Jokes

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"I got fired today", I told my mate, "for downloading porn on the work computer and causing everything to crash."

"That's a bit harsh" he replied.

"They don't fuck around at Air Traffic Control", I said.

A patriotic theater director for fired by their university after announcing they were writing a new show.

They probably shouldn’t have searched for “ProState Play” ideas on their work computer.

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Me: You're firing me?

**Boss:** We have reason to believe you're using work computers to run some butt pic website. Bootypedia or something.

**Me:** First off I would never do that. Second, it's called Wikicheeks.

LPT: Always read product reviews before buying electronics

Like a lot of people, I’ve been drawn in by Amazon to check out their prime day deals. I was browsing through the electronics earlier, looking for a new flash drive for transferring documents between my home and work computers. The primary one I use currently is only USB 2.0 and I figured it might ...

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