This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Bit long, but one of the few work appropriate ones I know.

A frog named Kermit Jagger walks into a bank and up to the bank teller whose named Patty Wack.

Kermit: Hi there, I'm Kermit Jagger the son of the famous Mick Jagger and I would like a loan for $30,000 to buy a speed boat.

Patty Wack: Oh ok? Well do you have a down payment?

Kermi...

[NSFW] Got sent home from work today...

Apparently, " Give me your cummies, daddy." Is not the work appropriate response to being offered hand sanitizer.

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