UPJOKE

I just bought a thesaurus and when I got it home, all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

My teacher asked me to use 5 words to describe myself.

I said โ€œlazy..โ€

I have but two words to describe Avogadro's Number

Holy moley!

Someone stole my book bag today.

I donโ€™t have the words to describe how I am feeling right now.

With all of the confusion with moving between online learning and in-person learning I lost my thesaurus

I couldn't find the words to describe how upset I was

There was a man who believed that he could cook the best meal ever existed in the history of kitchen culture, and he wanted to show his dish to the most talented an known chefs from all around the world

He invited all the top chefs of the world that he could reach to and organized a nice evening where he would cook and serve his special course. After the chefs came, he went to the kitchen and began cooking. Even though the chefs insisted, he didn't let anyone in and mysteriously prepared his dish.<...

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Damn Potatoes

A pastor comes home and asks his wife whats for dinner. "Damn Potatoes" she replied. Appalled at his wife's language, the pastor says "Theres no need to use such foul words to describe dinner dear." She later explains that the brand of potatoes is called 'Damn Potatoes' and they both have a good lau...

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