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Words That Rhyme With Jokes

Why aren't there any rap songs about Donald Trump?

Because there aren't any words that rhyme with "Orange."

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A poet and a Deadhead are hanging out...

The poet says "I want to use the word 'shit' in a poem, but there are so many words that rhyme with it, I'm not sure which to choose."

"Use Phish," says the Deadhead.

"What!?" rejoins the poet. "Phish and shit don't rhyme!"

"Well they sound like shit to me."

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