While struggling to put on the condom, I whispered some words of encouragement to myself.
"Hey," intervened the woman, "would you like me to make this easier for you?"
"Yes, please," I smiled.
"OK then," she added, sighing. "I don't want to have sex with you any more."
Some words of encouragement for all those paranoid people who fear someone’s watching you:
You’re not alone.
A man moves from China to the US looking for work
After he and his wife settle in, they find themselves prospering in their new country. Years later, they have a son, who grows up to be a powerful and respected businessman. One day, he comes home with a woman wrapped around his arm
"Mom, Dad" he says,"This is Tiffany Wong." His parents are...
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A pastor is headed to Pittsburgh
A pastor is headed to Pittsburgh for a convention with his associate preacher and they decide to take the train.
At the station, the pastor tells his associate to have a seat while he purchases their tickets.
After standing in line at the ticket counter for an extended period of time...
God wrote an email....( kinda long )
So apparently god decided recently to check up on the earth and see how things were going. God summoned one of his angels. God told the angel to go down to earth and evaluate how humanity was doing. After several months the angel returns and reports that about 95% of humanity isn’t really following ...