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Word Of The Day Jokes

Mexican word of the day: Chicken Finger

I caught my wife cheating on me, I don't need her no more, Chicken Finger herself

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The word of the day is "RECTUM".

My friend had two cars and rectum both.

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Word of the day...Exhaustipated (adj)

Too tired to give a shit.

"The word of the day is 'contagious'" Said the teacher, "Who can use it in a sentence?"

Little Jenny stood up and said "My dad has a cold and said its contagious"

The teacher praised Jenny and ask for an example from another student.

Billy stood up and said "Miss, my mum has the flu, and I think its contagious"

Happy with Billy's response, the teacher asked for on...

Spanish word of the day..

Muchos.

Thanks for reading. It means a lot to me.

Mexican word of the day: ice mocha

I am really thirsty right now because ice mocha Lotta weed.

Mexican word of the day: wheelchair

Theirs only 1 taco left, so wheel chair.

Word of the day: cheesehead

I asked my wife if the Packers are going to the Super Bowl, and cheesehead "no".

(Sorry. I was rooting for Green Bay. Gotta try to have *some* fun with the loss.)

Mexican word of the day: bishop.

Example: "last night my wife fell down, so I had to pick the bishop. "

The Mexican word of the day..

The Mexican word of the day is cashew.

Like I'll cashew outside, how bout dat?

Ghetto Word Of The Day:

Cologne "Ay, you think you cologne me a dollar or two?"

Filipino Word of the Day: Chicken Nut Bread

Juan: My girlpren hab asthma so sometimes chicken nut bread..

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Ms Murphy, a first grade Irish teacher, was teaching her students vocabulary, and the word of the day was "contagious" ...

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So she asked her class if anyone has heard the word used in a sentence before, and two students raised their hands, Billy O'Shea and Patrick Reilly. She called on her top student, Billy O'Shea, and asked Billy to use it in a sentence.
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My teacher put these onto our Word of the Day test in class today.

What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch? Chicken Spocks!

What animals are on legal documents? Seals!

What is a polygon? A dead parrot!

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The word DEFINITELY...

One day in class, the teacher was teaching the kids the vocabulary word of the day.

"Ok class, the word for the day is definitely. Can anyone use it in a sentence?" she asked.

Straight A's Sally in the front row raises her hand and says, "The tree is definitely green."

"Sorry Sa...

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