Man goes to a pet store to get his wife an anniversary present.
He walks into the store, owner greets him and asks how he can help him. He glances at the pets I the store and sees birds, guinea pigs, fish and stuff.
Husband: "Today is our anniversary and I'm looking for something real special for my wife."
Owner: "Boy do I have something special fo...
In the early 90's, a lonely stray dog wanted a friend and got an idea when reading an old paper...
So the dog walked into the local paper to place an advert in the social column. "I'm lonely" advised the dog "please place an ad that reads: *Woof woof woof. Woof woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof. Woof. Woof*."
The sales consultant writes it all down before offering "I'll let you in on a s...
A dog goes in to the telegram office
A dog goes in to the telegram office, says "I'd like to send a telegram to London. Here's a card with the recipient's details. I'd like the telegram to say:
"Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof."
The attendant says, "No worries good sir. Just so you know, we charge by the word and we a...
A dog walks into a telegraph office
It is a quiet Friday noon in New York and a young telegrapher is minding his business when the bell on the door suddenly chimes and a dog walks in.
The telegrapher looks perplexed as the dog hands him a piece of paper and says in perfect English: “Hello sir. I would like to send that to my f...
This dog walks into a post office and says to the Postmaster
"I need to send a telegram." The Postmaster says "OK, what is it?" The dog says "I need it to say, Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof." The Postmaster counts the words and says "Well, for the same price, I can put 3 more "woofs" in for you." The dog looks at him and says "But then it wou...
A dog goes into the post office to send a telegram
A dog goes into the post office to send a telegram. The guy behind the counter asks him,
"What do you want it to say?"
"WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF"
The telegram guy says,
"I see you only have 9 woofs there. If you didn't know, anything up to 10 words i...
Why aren't dogs house builders?
They have trouble building woofs.
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