UPJOKE

Why did the woodland creatures burn down the Hoover factory?

Because nature abhors a vacuum..

What do you call a woodland creature that takes your car without your permission?

Common deer

One large woodland creature that can’t feel pain, four large woodland creatures that can’t feel pain, three large woodland creatures that can’t feel pain, seven large woodland creatures that can’t feel pain.

I know there is a joke here somewhere, but it seems like just a bunch of random numb bears to me.

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