Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes' <...
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Two old ladies
Fanny and Mary, two small and elderly ladies living in a retirement community in Florida are sitting on a porch and enjoying some cold ice tea after a game of bingo. They've been gossiping for a while, when suddenly Fanny asks:
'Mary, dear, you and your Frank have been happy in marriage, righ...
A Man Dies In A Tragic Car Crash With Two Friends.
They all end up in Heaven and are asked, "When people see you in your casket at your funeral, what would you like to hear them say?"
The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a very competent doctor and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear...
A French, Italian and American man meet in a cafeteria of a hotel in the morning
\- Last night was great. I made love to my wife 3 times, and when she woke up this morning, she told me I was the most wonderful husband
\- My last night was awesome. I made love to my wife 5 times, and this morning, she told me I was the greatest lover...
At a motivational seminar, 3 men were volunteered to come up to the stage and were asked the same question,"When you are in your casket, and your loved ones are mourning,what would you like to hear them say about you?"
The 1st man said," I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor...
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An old Jewish man is on his deathbed, and his family is gathered around him. He's too weak to lift his head or even open his eyes, but he can talk to his family.
"Rachel, my beloved wife of fifty-seven years. The love of my life, my soulmate, the woman God created me to be with, are you h...