Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: 'Hello'
WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
MAN: 'Yes' <...
The widow next door just got married for the eighth time.
Every single wonderful husband has had the same first name. Can you guess what that name is? . . . . . . William. She's a Bill collector.
When your in your casket............?
Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"
Artie said, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader,...
A Man Dies In A Tragic Car Crash With Two Friends.
They all end up in Heaven and are asked, "When people see you in your casket at your funeral, what would you like to hear them say?"
The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a very competent doctor and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear...
Last Respects
At a motivational seminar, 3 men were volunteered to come up to the stage and were asked the same question,"When you are in your casket, and your loved ones are mourning,what would you like to hear them say about you?"
The 1st man said," I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor...
A French, Italian and American man meet in a cafeteria of a hotel in the morning
French man:
\- Last night was great. I made love to my wife 3 times, and when she woke up this morning, she told me I was the most wonderful husband
Italian man:
\- My last night was awesome. I made love to my wife 5 times, and this morning, she told me I was the greatest lover...
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