UPJOKE

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.

My wife was like 'Dude, get off of me.'

A nun is walking to church.

As she passes her local store, the shopkeeper says, "Wake up on the wrong side of the bed today, Sister?"

She finds it odd, but keeps walking. On her walk, three more people pass her and say, "Wake up on the wrong side of the bed today, Sister?"

Still baffled as she gets to the church,...

A nun wakes up in the morning and steps out into the corridor

“Woke up on the wrong side of bed sister?” Asked the first nun she passed by.

“No?” She replied, puzzled.

This carried on the entire corridor, with every passing nun asking her the same question.

Exasperated and angry, she reaches the end of the corridor, and upon seeing the M...

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