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What do you get when you cross a young wizarding student with a large "water horse?"

A Harrypottermus!

Who is the only ISP allowed in the Wizarding World?

AOwL

What's the H.P. wizarding world's most popular deodorant?

Ex-Smelly-Armus

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Old witch: โ€œYou wonโ€™t take the entry-level wizarding jobs that are available, you spend all your money on eye of newt and you think every little spell you cast deserves some kind of participation goblet.โ€

Ok Broomer.

What do you call a moile in the Harry Potter wizarding world?

Professor Snip

"Bot Rule" has extended past reddit, and taken over the muggle and wizarding worlds

Giant posters all over the country let everyone know that the population is now under *Bot Rule*.

Any opposition to *Bot Rule* is met with swift punishment

Sickened, Harry Potter waves his wand at the nearest poster, rearranging the letters of the twisted sign.

"This spell's tro...

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