Wives Are Like Jokes - 5 Hilarious Wives Are Like Jokes

Wives are like grenades.

Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone.

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Wives are like Thanksgiving Turkeys.

They eventually get fat and then stop gobbling.

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Wives are like hurricanes

They're wet and wild to begin with, but when they leave they take everything

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Wives are like boats.

Happy the day you get one. Happier the day you get rid of it.

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Ex-wives

Ex-wives are like a Slinky.... not much use for them, but fun to push down the stairs.

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