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My ex texted me, โ€œWish you were here.โ€

She does that every time she walks through a cemetery.

"Wish you were here!"

My ex always sends me this SMS when he enters a cemetery.

My ex sent me a text saying, "I wish you were here".

I replied, "Where are you?"

She said, "At the cemetery."

What is the most useless thing you can give to a homeless person?

A postcard that says "I wish you were here"

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