Wise Man Once Said Jokes

An even wiser man didn’t say that

If you understand why pizza is made round, packed into a square box and eaten as a triangle

Then my friend, you’ll understand women.

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1. Find a woman who cooks well and knows how to keep the house neat and tidy.
2. Be able to exchange conversation with a woman that is at the same level as he is, intellectually speaking.
3. Be satisfied with his partner in bed.
4. Find someone who shares his dreams, visions triumphs a... read more

A man is like a spider when he gets on the web his hands get sticky

is high on Pot."

"If you make a woman laugh, you've half-undressed her."

However, if you half-undress and she laughs, that's a different thing altogether.

…the movie theater manager then proceeded to reconsider his career.

Well, he almost did, but he was worried someone might laugh.