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Wisdom Teeth Pulled Jokes

I have to get my wisdom teeth pulled out

Iā€™m going to fail so many perception checks without them :(

Why could the god of thunder not speak well after he got his wisdom teeth pulled...

Because he was too Thor.

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[True Story] So today I had to get three wisdom teeth pulled and I jokingly told my girlfriend that I was going to ask the dentist how long before I had could go down on my girlfriend?

Well that was too just funny and just between us. "Maybe I should ask how long after the surgery before I can suck a cock again?"..we both laughed hard. But omg the anesthesia must kicked in and I ACTUALLY asked the doctor. I don't remember a thing my gf relayed everything later. But I was insistent...

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