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A very 1950's naughty joke my very proper Mother told...

A young couple got married and the wife couldn't cook. But they were still in the honeymoon phase, so the first night after they got home, the husband comes home from work and the wife says "I'm sorry I burned dinner." So the husband says "That's all right honey let's just make love."

The...

Have you ever had that moment when a cute girl winks at you and then her boyfriend winks at you too?

It's a wink wink situation

The cashmere sweater story

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Last night my wife crawled into bed with me and told me she'd do anything for a new cashmere sweater," the guy says. "So I asked, 'Anything?' nudge nudge wink wink, and she replied "ANYTHING!'" "Wow!" the bartender replies. "What did you do?" "I told her to...

I was living with my then-boyfriend a few years ago

Feeling a little flirtatious, I suggested we could take a shower together, you know, to save water, wink wink.

His response? "Why? We don't pay for water."

I created a new word

Plagiarism

*just like 80% of the jokes on this page wink wink*

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