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Win Race Jokes

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Why do Paedophiles never win races?

They like to come in a little behind...

Why dont foot fetishists win races?

Because they love the smell of defeat.

Why does the train always win races?

Because he's always training!

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

[NSFW] Why don't pedophiles ever win races?

They're always coming in a little behind.

I met a guy recently who was a really good runner, but could only win races in wet weather.

They call him the Raining Champion.

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