My 5 year old just got me with this one last night right before we fell asleep:
Him: Dad, will you remember me tomorrow?
Me: Of course!
Him: Will you remember me in a week?
Me: Yes.
Him: Will you remember me in a month?
Me: Yes..
Him: Will you remember me in a year?
Me: Yes.
Him: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
...
Man: Will you remember me in 6 seconds?
Wife: Yes.
Man: Will you remember me in 6 minutes?
Wife: Yes.
Man: Will you remember me in 6 hours?
Wife: Yes!
Man: Will you remember me in 6 days?
Wife: Of Course!
Man: Will you remember me in 6 weeks?
Wife: Why wouldn’t I?
Man: Will yo...
A child asks her mum if she will always remember her ...
****My sister told me this joke the other day****
Daughter: "Will you remember me in 1 hour?"
Mum: "Of course i will"
Daughter: "will you remember me in 1 day?
Mum: "yes dear"
Daughter: "will you remember me in 1 month?"
Mum: "to the end of time, i will alwa...
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