UPJOKE

My 5 year old just got me with this one last night right before we fell asleep:

Him: Dad, will you remember me tomorrow?

Me: Of course!

Him: Will you remember me in a week?

Me: Yes.

Him: Will you remember me in a month?

Me: Yes..

Him: Will you remember me in a year?

Me: Yes.

Him: Knock knock.

Me: Who's there?
...

Man: Will you remember me in 6 seconds?

Wife: Yes.

Man: Will you remember me in 6 minutes?

Wife: Yes.

Man: Will you remember me in 6 hours?

Wife: Yes!

Man: Will you remember me in 6 days?

Wife: Of Course!

Man: Will you remember me in 6 weeks?

Wife: Why wouldn’t I?

Man: Will yo...

A child asks her mum if she will always remember her ...

****My sister told me this joke the other day****

Daughter: "Will you remember me in 1 hour?"

Mum: "Of course i will"

Daughter: "will you remember me in 1 day?

Mum: "yes dear"

Daughter: "will you remember me in 1 month?"

Mum: "to the end of time, i will alwa...

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