Zoo keeper says to Paddy. "The gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with it."
Would you consider shagging it for $500? Paddy replies, I will on 3 conditions: 1st, I'm not going to kiss it. 2nd, my family must never know.
3rd, i'll need a couple of weeks to get the cash together.
Robin Hood's Successor
It had been many years since Robin Hood began his quest of "stealing from the rich and giving to the poor". By now he was growing old and tired, and wanted to find someone who could carry on his legacy and lead a new band of Merry Men.
He searched through many villages for someone he could de...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, 'Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die.' The doctor continued, 'Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For d...
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An African, an American and an Asian guy get captured by tribals in a jungle.
The tribal chief tells them, “We will only let you go alive if the combined length of your penises adds up to 20 inches.”
The African steps up to the plate, whips out his genitalia and comes out at an impressive 14 inches.
The American goes next. He unzips his pants, sticks it out and...
From: General Manager
To: Departmental Heads
On Friday evening at 5 p.m., Halley's Comet will be visible in this area-an event which occurs only once every 76 years. Please have the employees assemble in the park area outside the building and I will explain this rare phen...