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Wife Shopping Jokes

[Request] a joke about a man and his wife shopping, but the girl is handicapped or something. Saw on reddit a while ago. I can't find it now.

One of my old favorite jokes. Some story about how man doesn't take her wife shopping for shoes and its not known that the woman is in a wheelchair until the punchline.

I forget it, and it bothers me, because I remember loving it.

Anyone know?

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

I was laying in bed last night with my wife

And I asked her, "How about a blowjob? It's been awhile?"

She replied, "No."

I got up out of bed and started putting clothes on.

As I grabbed my coat and prepared to step out of the bedroom she stopped me and said, "Where do you think you are going?"

"Well, last month whe...

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