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Wife Fishing Jokes

Alan takes his wife fishing

On a usual trip he catches 10-15 fish. He's gobsmacked when the pair of them manage a haul of over 100! He decided to enter them both into the local fishing competition.

The day of the competition rolls around, and each of the Anglers take it in turns. The first man is a big beefy lad, and he...

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A man wanted to take his wife fishing...

...He said if she refused she would have to make it up for him by giving him either anal or oral sex. She chose oral. After a couple of minutes she looks up at her husband and says "Honey, you taste like shit" to which he replies "yeah, the dog didn't want to go either"

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