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Wife Cheating Jokes

I caught my wife cheating with my best friend.

She was upset that I was always beating her, and he was jealous of how much money and property I had.

I was so angry when I caught them that I flipped the game board over and left them to pick up all the pieces.

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Sangfroid is not saying "carry on" when you catch your wife cheating.

Sangfroid is when the husband of the woman you're having sex with says, "Carry on," and so you do.

A man walks in on his wife cheating

“Are you kidding?” He shouts at her

“No I’m adultering”

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I walked in on my wife cheating on me

She said it hurt her more then it hurt me. I told her she couldn't possibly know the pain I was in. She replied, "You didn't see how big his dick was."

What did the suspicious husband say after he caught his wife cheating inside an igloo?

Inuit!

Man caught wife cheating

a man walks into his bedroom and finds his wife in bed with another man.

"what are you doing?" he yells.

"see?" the wife says to her lover. "and he asks what we are doing!". "I told you he is dumb."

A soldier walks in on his wife cheating

"Get out of my house!" the soldier yelled at the man.

As he was leaving the man turned and said, "thank you for your cervix".

Coping with the depression of my wife cheating on me has made me unhealthy. My new motto is going to be #BEACHEATER

The doctor told me that the sand is very good for health

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A man discovers his wife cheating on him

So he goes to a gun store and after telling the story he asks the owner for a rifle and two bullets. The owner asks him why two bullets and he replies "one is for her lying mouth and one is for his dick."

One hour later he is back and places a single bullet on the table. The owner asks him wh...

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A drunk husband walks in on his wife cheating on him with two other guys..

He stares at them then shouts “Wow, it takes two of you? I can fuck her all by myself”

Did You Hear About The Egyptian Crocodile That Heard About His Wife Cheating?

He's in De-Nile

I caught my wife cheating with the neighbor last night

They are both banned from being the banker during monopoly game night now.



That will teach them to sleep together.

NSFW A man comes home to hear his wife cheating on him

He runs upstairs to find her in bed naked, but can't find the other guy. So in rage he picks up their dresser, throws it out the window, then has a heart attack and dies.

God is sitting at the gates to heaven when he sees three men walk up.

He says "What are you guys doing here? I di...

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