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Wife Beater Jokes

Davinath the Indian wife beater punches his wife every night at 7 PM.

On the dot.

A racist, a murderer, and a wife beater walk into a bar

The bartender says, "what can I get you officer?"

The wife asked if she could wear one of my wife beaters today...

I was like "Yeah, knock yourself out".

What's a Wife Beaters favorite meal?

Battered Fish and Black Eyed Peas.

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A sadist, a white supremacist, a wife beater and a paedophile walk into a bar.

"What can I do for you officer?" asks the barman.

Never call someone a wife beater because those are fighting words...

And apparently so are the words “Hi honey how was work” and “Were you out drinking again?”

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An oldie but a goodie

A towns prison was overflowing with inmates, and they were running out of room for new prisoners.

The local police force decided to allow two criminals to be punished by the public for their crimes. One was a wife beater, and the other was a rapist.

There was a queue in front of each c...

Actual exchange between my wife and I(myself being muslim)

Wife: Tell me a joke.

Me: Ok, what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

wife: what?

me: nothing, you've already told her twice.

**mutual chuckling**

wife: aww, why'd you have to make a muslim joke?

me: I didn't make a muslim joke. I made a wife beater jo...

What do you call a rich man's white tank top?

A trophy wife beater.

A man walks into an old-fashioned road-side dinner...

He sits at the bar and watches the cook, wearing a dirty wife beater, make hamburgers. The cook takes a ball of ground beef, places it under his armpit, then squashes it flat. Finally he throws it on the grill and repeats. After watching this a few times, the patron finally speaks out and says "t...

My uncle was in the navy, stationed on an aircraft carrier.

One day during inspection he had a ketchup stain on his shirt. This had the natural punishment of kitchen duty.

That night he reported and there was a big, fat, sweaty man in a wife beater making hamburger patties for dinner the next night. He'd pick up a handful of beef, put it into his arm...

This guy moves to NYC

and the first night in his new apartment he realizes how loud his upstairs neighbor is, so he goes upstairs to politely ask him to cut it out. When he asks him to quiet down the guy responds with a nod and slams the door in face, resuming the loudness.

A week goes by and every night is the sa...

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