Two communists are sitting together at a nudist colony.
One turns to the other and asks “Have you read Marx?” The second replies “yes, it’s these damn wicker chairs!”
Answer: Wicker Chair
Question: What did Elmer Fudd do when Jennifer Lawrence stood up?
A joke my Dad made up (says lots bout Dad): A philosopher and a nudist are at a beach resort...
The philosopher asks the nudist, "have you read marx? And the nudist replies, "why, yes! But I think it's the wicker chairs."
Edit: completely possible my Dad heard it somewhere else, or perhaps it came to him originally like the many other examples posted. Gotta trust yo pops tho.
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