Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her…
As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.
"First, you must wear a diaphragm."
"What's the second condition?"
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