Why Was 6 Afraid Of 7 Jokes

6 never did trust 7. Sure, they worked closely together, but 7 always seemed at odds with him. 6 always preferred the company of 4, a perfect 10 of a duo, even though 2 kept them apart.
But when it came to 7? 6 always summed it up to bad luck. Then, 6 found the truth.
6 respected 9, even thoug... read more

Because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Because 7 didn't have a removable battery and blew up in everybody's pocket

The doctor said to eat 3 squared meals a day

Since seven was a child, he has always been a prime number. He excelled at everything he did, but he was kind of odd. Seven was very vengeful and quick to anger. Even though he was popular and well praised, he couldn't stand the sight of six, who was well rounded and has a good circle of tight frien... read more

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Because 7 keeps mangled corpses in a box in his garage

Because 7 shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in tho... read more

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Because 7 was a math murderer

Because 7 was recently in court for sixual assault

Because she suspected that 7 knew she had witnessed a murder he had committed the night before.

It wasn't. Numbers aren't capable of having any sort of feelings, and you are weird for thinking they do.