Why Is It Called Jokes - 41 Hilarious Why Is It Called Jokes

Why is it called white noise?

Because if it wasn’t white, it’d be called disturbing the peace

Why is it called "a" symptomatic if you don't have symptoms?

Because if you did have symptoms you would "b" symptomatic!

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Why is it called the missionary position?

Because you can deliver the semen on the mount!

Why is it called a roach clip?

Because pot holder was taken

Why is it called "the mall"?

Because instead of going to one store, you're going to them all.

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Why is it called “boob sweat”…

And not humidi-titties?

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Why is it Called the Wonderbra?

Because when you take it off, you wonder where the tits went.

Why is it called the circle of life?

Because it's pointless.

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Why is it called Virgin Mobile?

It keeps going down on me!

Why is it called Mother Nature?

Because if it were called Father Nature it would be a lot more predictable.

Why is it called Almond Milk?

Because no one would buy it if it was called Nut Juice.

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Why is it called canning when you put things in jars?

Because calling it anything else would be too jarring.

Why is it called “the circle of life?”

You can find happiness in every corner.

Why is it called a kilt?

Because that's what they did to the last guy that made fun of them.

Why is it called a zoom meeting

When it should be a co-vid

Why is it called Sesame Street?

They couldn't call it Thyme Square.

Why is it called penetration and not

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Why is it called car sex and not

Screwdriver!

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Why is it called incest and not

Homecuming!

[NSFW] Why is it called morning wood

When it should be called breakfast sausage

Why is it called r/showerthoughts?

Because r/poolthoughts is too deep.

Why is it called hemorrhoids?

Because asteroids was already taken.

Why is it called an inseam?

Because they can't call it a seam-in

Why is it called a prion?

Because "protein" got misspelled when it was folded the wrong way.

Why is it called a “snowman” and not a “snowwoman”?

Because of the snowballs.

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Why is it called discrete mathematics?

Because it let's you figure out how many N dead bodies will fit into K cars.

Shits discrete.

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Why is it called Virgin Airlines?

Because their planes are eighteen years old and never been serviced.

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Why is it called Guerilla Warfare?

Because you're supposed to go apeshit

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Why is it called an orgasm?

It would called an andgasm if we were both meant to have it

Why is it called "canning" if it's storing things in glass containers and not cans?

Because renaming it at this point would be jarring.

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Why is it called sexting

and not textual reproduction?

Why is it called Canadian bacon?

Because they're really sorry it's not real bacon.

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Why is it called boob sweat and not . . .

Humidititties?

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Why is it called sour cream?

Because sweet cream only comes from female cows.

A little kid was watching Donald Trump talk about England. "Mommy, why is it called a kingdom?"

"Because, honey, it's ruled by a *king*!"

"Then why is the U.S. called a country?"

Why is it called Youtube Red?

Why not just call it RedTube?

Why is it called a right triangle?

Because there are no degrees left!

Why is it called PMS?

"Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.

Why is it called Red Square called Red Square when it is shaped like a rectangle?

Because in Soviet Russia, all sides are equal.

Why is it called tourist season

If we can't shoot at them

An astronaut is the first to step onto an alien planet.

An astronaut is the first to step onto an alien planet. The alien's are so excited that they change all their signs to English, and even rename some of their places and landmarks after Human places and landmarks and things.
The astronaut decides the first place he wants to go is a pub. He sees ...

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