Why Don't Jokes - 98 Hilarious Why Don't Jokes

Why don't women parachute naked?

That annoying whistling sound on the way down.

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Why don't vegetarians moan during sex?

Because they don't want to admit that a piece of meat makes them happy.

Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?

They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Edit: Alright I've got it lol, TIL churches have wi-fi

Edit 2: ok guys really I get it, churches have wif-fi, no need for every redditor to tell me, 200 is enough

Edit 3: I'm beginning to realise these edit...

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Why don't envelopes reproduce?

Because they're all mail!

I thought of this myself. Proud of it.

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Why don't blind people go skydiving?

It scares the shit out of their dogs.

Why don't aliens visit our Solar System?

They read the reviews... just one star...

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Why don't hillbillies ever try reverse cowgirl?

Because you don't turn your back on family.

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Why don't Chinese kids believe in Santa Claus?

Because they make the toys.

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Bill Gates: "Why don't you tell me why Bing failed"

Bill gates: So why don't you tell me why Bing failed.

Board: We feel there was a public nescience towards Bing.

Bill gates: Nescience? Let me Goog- Oh I see what you mean.

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Why don't Ewoks yell inside?

Because they use their Endor voices!

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Why don't Native Americans like snow?

It's white and settles on their land

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Why don't Italians like Jehovah's witnesses?

Italians don't like ANY witnesses.

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Why don't The Ants catch COVID?

They've got little Antibodies.

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Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees?

Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.

Why do elephants paint their balls red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.

What's the loudest sound in the jungle?
Giraffes eating cherries

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Husband asked his wife "why don't you tell me when you orgasm?"

She replied "because I don't like calling you at work."

Why don't churches have WiFi?

They don't wanna compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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If the Ku Klux Klan leaders are wizards, why don't they cast a spell to kill all those that oppose them?

Because they don't have access to black magic.

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Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses celebrate Halloween?

They don't want any crazy people knocking on their door.

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My wife asked me "Why don't you treat me like you did when we were first dating?"

So I brought her to a Wayans brothers movie, snuck in some vodka in a water bottle and asked her for a handy in the back row

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Man: Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Woman: No thanks, I don't like small talk.

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Why don't boxers have sex the night before a fight

They just don't really like each other

Why don't aliens visit Earth

Bc we have 1 star rating...

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Why don't coke-heads get botox?

They never want to decrease their number of lines.

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Why don't most people understand ED?

I mean, it's not that hard.

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Why don't you ever see a group of Johnny Depp fans?

They don't like Heards.

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Why don't black people go on cruises?

They aren't falling for that one again.

why don't foot fetishists ever win anything?

because they like the taste of defeat.

i'm not even sorry.

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Why don't witches wear panties?

To get better grip on the broom.

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"Hey Bud, why don't you use condoms?"

"My pull out game is superb. Condoms are also expensive, gotta pinch pennies when you have 14 kids to feed."

Why don't ants get sick?

They have tiny anty bodies

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Why don't you see brown envelopes in the mail anymore?

Because everyone knows white mails get through the system faster.

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Why don't porn stars get convicted of any crimes?

Because they can always get themselves off.

Why don't Arab women need Insurance?

Because they are already covered.

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Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of three?

Because it says "No Trespassing".

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Why don't bananas ever adopt children?

Bananas foster

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Why don't Russian girls like small dicks?

They can't tell if it is Putin or not.

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Why don't you ever see black people on cruises?

They'll never be tricked into that one again...

Why don't vampires use autocorrect?

Because they love Type Os

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Why don't calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

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Why don't baby seals go dancing?

They're terrified of clubs!

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Why don't keyboards sleep?

Because they have two shifts.

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Why don't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is

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Why don't sharks eat lawyers?

Professional courtesy.

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Why don't Mandalorians eat cheese curds?

It is not the whey.

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Why don't you want to play Uno with Donald Trump?

He takes away all the green cards.

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Why don't they teach Calculus in the Deep South?

Because they don't like integration.

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Why don't people believe I'm a Russian space explorer?

cos 'm not

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Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts!

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Why don't fairies live under toadstools?

Because there's not mushroom!

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Why don't cannibals eat Gospel singers?

They keep throwing up their hands.

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Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

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Why don't four-year-olds play the triangle?

Because at that age, they're too squared

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Why don't girls have willys...

A little boy came running into the kitchen an declared, "Mom, now I know why girls don't have willys! They fall off, and I found yours under your pillow."

Why don't cats make good burglars?

They can't get past the laser defenses

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Why don't Jewish girls study on their period?

Concentration Cramps

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Why don't bees go to church?

... because they are in sects

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My wife said, Why don't you ever have anything to say to me?

I replied, I don't like to interrupt.

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Why don't Jedi get circumcisions?

Removing their force skin would weaken their powers.

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Courtesy of my 11 yr old: why don't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she will just let it go.

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Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

>!sorry for the mandatory Cake day dad Joke!<

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Why don't blind people clean up their guide dogs' poop? .

Because they can't see shit

Why don't you heart, lungs and intestines get mixed up?

Because they are organised

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Why don't mathematicians tell jokes about pi?

Because they're never-ending and irrational!

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Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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Why don't people get up early in Athens?

Because Dawn is tough on Greece

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Because they taste funny.

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Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Chapped lips

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Why don't archeologists get married?

They are only interested in dating.

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Why don't influencer work in nuclear plants.

Because they get paid just in exposure.

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Why don't Dalmatians like to take baths?

Because they don't like to be spotless.

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Why don't you marry her?

She has a slight impediment in her speech.

What is it?

She can't say "Yes".

Source: 1913 Newspaper

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Mom: Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time?

Mom: No, Never!

Son: Well neither would he!

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why don't spiders go to school..

Because they learn everything on web.

:(

i know i suck at jokes.

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Why don't Deontologists lie, cheat, steal or kill?

They just Kant.

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Why don't monsters eat ghosts?

Because they taste like sheet.

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Why don't p

THEY FINISH TOO EARLY!

... er, sorry... I was going to say, "Why don't premature ejaculators make good comedians?".

Why don't vampires have any friends?

They're a real pain in the neck.

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Why don't Canadian women wear sleevless dresses?

Because they aren't allowed to bare arms.

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Why don't you ever see three mexicans crossing the border at the same time?

Because the signs say "No trespassing"

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Why don't you ever see an over weight ghost?

They are deathly afraid of being exorcized

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Why don't Dutchmen use Drano?

Because it destroys clogs.

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Why don't nudists hang out at smoke spots?

Because people flick their butts.

Why don't oysters donate to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their pecker is on their face.

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Why don't people play poker in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs

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Why don't they put advertisements on the Hulk?

He's basically a huge banner.

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up.

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Why don't Robots have Brothers?

Because they all have Trans Sisters. :)

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Why don't women work at the post office?

It's a mail dominated industry.

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Why don't Natzis participate in triathlons?

Because they hate mixed races.

Why don't mitochondria have girlfriends?

Because they're incells.

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Why don't Hindus argue with each other?

Because they can't have beef

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Son, why don't you play circus?

"It is great fun. First you make a sawdust ring."

"Where'll I get the sawdust, Dad?"

"Here's the saw. Just saw some of that cordwood into stove lengths. You can have all the sawdust you make."

Source: 1913 newspaper

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Why don't Blondes make Kool-Aid?

Because they can't get eight cups of water into the tiny Kool-Aid pouch.

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Why don't lawsuits last very long?

Because most lawyers have briefcases.

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Why don't mitochondria ever get laid?

Cause they're incels

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Why don't cops get tired of beating people?

They have a chance for arrest afterward

Thank you, I'll see myself out

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Why don't people gossip during breakfast?

They don't want to spill the beans.

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