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Why Do Mexicans Jokes

Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?

Because the sign says No Tres passing

Why do Mexicans suck at playing Uno?

They always keep all the green cards

Why do mexicans never win the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump and swim are in the US.

In honor of Cinco De Mayo - Why do Mexicans cross the border two at a time?

Because the signs say "No Trespassing".

Why do Mexicans have a secret cheese stash?

In queso emergency.

Why do Mexicans make tamales for Christmas?

To have something to unwrap.

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Why do Mexicans not take Driver's Ed and Sex Ed on the same day?

Because they have to give the donkey a break at some point.

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Why do Mexicans eat so many beans?

Because they're versatile, a good value, and contain lots of protein you racist fuck.

My favorite Christmas joke: Why do Mexicans have tamale making parties on Christmas Eve?

So the kids have something to unwrap on Christmas morning.

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