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Why Do Cows Jokes

Why do cows have hooves?

Because they lactose

Why do cows have bells?

Because their horns don't work.

Why do cows never have any money?

Because the farmers milk them dry!

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don’t work.



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Why do cows look so depressed after being milked?

Well if someone woke you up early, rubbed your tits for two hours and didn't shag you, you`d be pissed off too!

Why do cows never work in restaurants?

They hate getting tipped

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Why do cows watch pornography?

To get them in the mooooo'd.

Why do cows have bad breath?

Because they breathe dairy-air.

WHY DO COWS LIE DOWN IN THE RAIN?

TO KEEP EACH UDDER DRY.

Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry


Courtesy of my significant other

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose.










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