Why Didn't Jokes

Because it didn't habanero.

Because 4 was 2²

The Jedi Code forbids attachments.

Because Ken always came in another box.

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

Because it was 2 squared

"If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking" -George S. Patton

"When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar; you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say." -George R. R. Martin

Because a cold never bothered her anyway.

My youngest son thought of this all by himself...he's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska.

She figured she could just wash up on shore.

He was too far-out.

Titan the screws on the sub?

She just said hello from the other side.

The bill would be astronomical.

Because he didn't want death.

(My 5 year old made this joke up and he was very proud of himself. I told him I'd post it here for cheap and easy karma)

It was 2²

Because chickens can't read.

>!Universities!<

Because he didn't get it.

She wasn't a mourning person

Because he was on the Nautilus...

Because it was /r/aww

It already had a million degrees.

Because they got minstrel cramps......

He had no body to go with.

He got lost at C

Because bears don't go to college.

Because X was always 10

He couldn't get a Master's degree.

Because he was two tired.

Because he was stuffed!

Because he was shellfish.

Because she was wearing mittens

He was baroque.

He was typo negative.

Because there is no spoon.

Because he was too afraid of the Snake game.

He was lactose intolerant.

Because he didn't habanero.

Because he's not a cook.

JESUS is always the answer.

Student : My dad is in the hospital

1 week later..

Teacher : Is your dad still in the hospital?

Student : Yes, he is a doctor.

It was "Chewy"

Because he was a plane down to Earth guy.

Because he didn't like to split heirs.

He liked his wine *dark,* see?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

He got in Peach

Because he only listened to half of what you said anyway.

He was a little more on.

Because Santa always comes down the chimney.

"I didn't want you to get autism, honey."

"Thanks mom. I could have not survived having autism and polio at the same time."

It baaaalked, balked, balked, balked.

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife.

Because she had bad blood

Because if Apollo F crashed with all it's crew, they would have to make an Apollo G.

She wasn't feeling herself that day.

Because where he went they don't need no roads.

On a side note, after watching that movie again I actually saw him use a banana that was rotten or whatever instead of plutonium for fuel...

>!Because he passed the bar.!<

Because he had a really long sentence.

Because they 8-2 much last night.

Because he had loads to do.

He wasn't very amoosed because it was udderly lacking in humor, he had herd it before, it wasn't very mooving, it was cheesy and I milked the punchline a bit too much. Definitely wasn't moosic to his ears.
He still gave me a pat on the back though, which put me in a better moood.

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Because he is not a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Because she likes being Speaker of the House.

They didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the Van Gogh.

The reasom is because he wasn't Abel

Because they didn't want to live in fear of car accidents.

They figured they'd wash up on shore later.

Because they were too busy posting on Reddit

He wasn't under six feet.

He was already suspended.

Because it was stuck in the crack!

Way too expansive.

Because he was two tired.

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

Because he was going clubbing.

It had grater plans

Because none of them understand English.

Because they were free of charge!

Because it was too Loki for his taste.

Because pirate ships have a very high Arrrrrr value.

Because it was too heavy and made their arms hurt.

It had no body to go with.

Because he was lycanroc.

He de-slided not to!!!!!

Because fruit cantaloupe.

Because it was a dead beet.

He tends to leave people hanging.

Cuz they're not for prophets.

Irons became so popular in the 1960s that not a single girl had a Kreese in her pants.

He was lack toes intolerant

R. Kelly would have caught Covid if it were younger. But fortunately for him. Covid is 19.

Crippling depression.

He was told to swallow his pride

Because everything is already 100% recycled

Because you can't sail a holey ship.

They were platonic solids

Because he was spineless

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

Because he was a Quran Teen.

They were afraid of Stalin.

He didn't have the proper koala-fications!

He comes in a bottle.


- My grandma.

He did it on porpoise

His lines were okay, but his hooks were debaitable.