Why did the Turkey cross the road at the cattle farm?
Because it couldn’t stan the bul
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Why did the turkey cross the road?
He didn't. He's an asshole and just stood in front of my car for 5 mins.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
He wanted people to think he was a chicken.
Terrible joke, I know. Happy Thanksgiving!
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