UPJOKE

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To prove it wasn’t chicken.

Why did the Turkey cross the road?

To get to the other side dishes.

Because he's a vegetarian, see?

Why did the Turkey cross the road at the cattle farm?

Because it couldn’t stan the bul

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Why did the turkey cross the road?

He didn't. He's an asshole and just stood in front of my car for 5 mins.

Why did the turkey cross the road?

He wanted people to think he was a chicken.

Terrible joke, I know. Happy Thanksgiving!

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