Why did the monkey want his grandkids to call him Papa?
Because he didn't want to banana
Why did the monkey and Jane fight over Tarzan?
Because they heard that he swings both ways.
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Why did the monkey paint his balls red?
So he could hide in the cherry tree...
What's the most load noise in the jungle? ... A giraffe eating cherries!
My brother when he was 5 told me the following joke: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Now, he said the following with a pretty serious and sad look on his face: Because he was dead.
Anti jokes
What smells like blue paint?
Red paint
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We're both lawyers
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead
Feel free to share some anti jokes in the comments i'd love to hear so...
Series of Cheesy Jungle Jokes
I always like to tell these in a series. I also like to milk jokes (drag them out a little longer than you would expect) so prepare for the cheese. There's a little flexibility in how you tell these jokes, and if you have any other jokes about jungle animals you can mix them in, but some of the orde...
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