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Why Did The Doctor Jokes

Why did the doctor get angry?

Because he had no patients.

Why did the Doctor tell a patient "Laughter is the best medicine"?

"Doc, I don't get it. What are you trying to tell me? I need actual medicine-"

"-This is how much the bill would be if I actually treated you."

The patient stared at the paper, then quietly chuckled, followed by hysterical sobs.

Why did the doctor cross the road?

Hard to say really. Could be any number of reasons.

Why did the doctor say 'aww' to my injury?

Because it was acute trauma

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Why did the Doctor prescribe Ivermectine to Joe Rogan?

Joe said he was a little hoarse...

Why did the doctor despise his nurse?

She was always testing his patients.

Why did the doctor think the fat guy had epilepsy?

He kept having Little Caesar's.

Why did the doctor have a red pen?

To draw blood!

Why did the doctor diagnose Trump with autocannibalism?

Because he's full of himself.

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

Why did the doctor put a flesh-eating snail on the burn wound?

To make the Eschar go!

Why did the doctor yell at the vampire?

He was trying her patients!

Why did the doctor get fired from their side job at Starbucks?

They kept making the customers turn their head and coffee.

Why did the doctor suspect Dracula may have a breathing problem?

Because of his coffin.

Why did the doctor recommend that 7 eat 9?

Because he recommends 3 squared meals per day

Why did the Doctor think the Panda had a concussion?

It kept calling saying its head was fuzzy.

Why did the doctor go on a ski trip alone?

He was part of doctors without boarders .

Two people fighting over a woman

A doctor and a builder fell in love with a woman. The doctor gave her flowers everyday and the builder started giving her apples everyday. The woman knew the doctor was giving her the flowers because he loved her but didn't understand why he stopped after the builder started giving her apples. She g...

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