Why Did The Chicken Jokes

To take a photo in front of a church.

Me: "I dunno"

"To get to the idiots house"
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"Knock knock"

Me: "Who's there?"

"It's the chicken...."



She's 8...

To get to the other slide

To get to the other side.

DONALD TRUMP: I've been told by my many sources, good sources - they're very good sources - that the chicken crossed the road. All the Fake News wants to do is write nasty things about the road, but it's a really good road. It's a beautiful road. Everyone knows how beautiful it is.

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Because it wanted to die.

(Genius submission from my 5 year old son)

8yo cousin: To get to the idiot's house.

Me (patronizingly): Oh..uh..yeah good one haha.

8yo cousin: Wanna hear another one? Knock knock

Me: Who's there

8yo: The chicken.

Trick question. 4/channers don't leave the house.

To avoid being placed in the same unit as Colonel Sanders.

To build up it's pecs.

(apologies in advance. I made this up).

To prove to the possum it could be done.

Who needs to know?

Some might even call it poultry in motion...

A: To visit his friend the dummy.

M: Knock knock

Y: Who's there

M: Your friend the chicken!

[My 7yo told me this one and caught me off guard...]

The chicken looked up, clucked twice, and said "What's a road?".

It was pastor raised

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

It wanted to make an egg-roll.

It got two tired.

He was the only one with a set of drum sticks...

Because it had crippling depression, it was constantly reminded that it's life was worthless to those it was looked down on by. A mere piece of meat, not a living creature, worthy of respect, and dignity. It didn't want to live in a constant state of fear and depression, knowing that it's only purpo... read more

He saw a sign at the front of a building that said "chicken strips for $2"

To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.

Because the road had betrayed the chicken many years earlier.

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

It was originally "why did the egg cross the road?" but it didn't have legs.

To get to the oven slide.

Because crocodooladoo is a good family name.

Let's make a list of all the reasons why the chicken crossed the road!

It was either chasing an egg, or being chased by an egg, I’m not sure which came first.

My son told me this joke years ago and it still is my favourite joke. He came home from school one day and says 'Dad, I have a joke for you.' I said, oh yes, let's hear it. Very low expectations at this point. He said 'Why did the chicken cross the road?', I replied with the usual, 'I don't know son... read more

To break on through to the other side.

Because it was suffering from henopause.

To find people who care about its cake day.

To bock traffic.
(A kid I work with told this to me with the biggest grin on their face, I had a laugh and felt the need to share this.)

Because it couldn’t see that well.

The answer is not quite clear but it did affect the geopolitical structure and landscape of western civilization by becoming prey for KFC.