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Why Did Santa Jokes

Why did Santa stop coming down the chimney?

Because he became Claustrophobic.

I'll see myself out.

Why did Santa divorce Mrs. Claus?

He refused to let go of all those irritating ho’s.

Why did Santa get Herpes?

Too many hoe, hoe, hoes.

Why did Santa Claus wash his clothes in Tide?

It was too cold out Tide.

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Why did Santa’s helper see a therapist?

Because they had low elf-esteem.

Why did Santa's wife leave him?

He was an alcohohoholic.

Why did Santa go to the red light district?

He likes a good ho ho ho

Why did Santa put his sleigh in reverse in mid-air?

He wanted to back up to the cloud!

Why did Santa hire Toto to fix his sleigh?

They blessed the reins.

Why did Santa quit shaving and grow out his now long white beard?

Same reason why he's called "Saint Nick".

Why did Santa go to the liquor store?

He was looking for the holiday spirits.

Why did Santa get divorced?

His wife found out that he went to other women’s houses when he said he was working

Why did Santa go to jail?

Several young women came out saying that santa asked them if they were naughty or nice when they were on his lap

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Why did Santa have 3 dicks?

Cause he has 3 Ho’s

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Why did Santa start the Christmas tradition?

Mrs. Clause overheard Santa on the phone:
Santa: “Have you been naughty? ….That actually sounds nice. You can sit on my lap and tell me what you want while those wet stockings dry ….. I want to (come) down your chimney and eat your (cookie). What kind of (toys) should I bring?…. Yes, I’d love to ...

Why did Santa have to close his toy factory?

Elf and safety!

Santa gives humpty presents

Why did santa gave humpty a present

Cause he is a good egg

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