A man awakes to find himself lying by a lonely country road with no memory of who he is and how he got there. Then a genie appears...
"What is your third wish, master?" the Genie says.
Confused, the man feebly asks, "My wish?", "Who are you, and why can't I remember anything?"
"I am your genie," the Genie replies. "You are here because your second wish was to forget who you were and be taken far away from everything ...
In a chemistry class, the teacher asks a girl
- Mary, what is H2SO4?
- Oh god, this is so easy, why can't I remember, it's on the tip of my tongue.
Quickly, Johnny says:
- Then spit it out, that's sulfuric acid!
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