Edit: oh wow, this was my first time karma whoring on my cake day and I honestly wasn’t expecting this much attention. Thank you for all the awards and sorry if I didn’t respond to all the messages.
Shoutout to u/sse2k for “letting” me repost his joke.
Whoring yourself for money is legal in the United States
Just take a look at our politicians.
Married man goes out whoring. Time gets away from him and at 2 am, he realizes his wife will be angry, so
he calls her on the phone and when she answers he yells: Darling, don't pay the ransom, I got away!
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