UPJOKE

Whoever Stole My Jokes

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you..

You have my Word.

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office...

..I will find you. You have my Word.

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To whoever stole my antidepressants:

I hope you're happy now.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Whoever stole my porno mags....

...I hope you feel like a jerk.

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Hol up...

To whoever stole my thesaurus...

To whoever stole my thesaurus, you made my day bad. I hope bad things happen to you. You're a bad person.

To whoever stole my camouflage jacket

You can hide, but you can’t run.

Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office...

I will find you; you have my Word. You’ve taken my one only good Outlook in life. Seriously though, how did you gain Access & why did you only leave OneNote?

To whoever stole my contact lens

I will always have my eye on you

Whoever stole my furniture polish, rest assured this isn’t over. I will find you.

That’s my pledge.

To whoever stole my AC window unit:

Keep it. It's hot where you're going

An old man got his wallet stolen while on a bus

When he realized, he started warning everyone:

"Whoever stole my wallet should return it. Otherwise what happened in 1983 will be repeated."

The old man kept ranting this warning every minute until the bus got to the next city. A young man alighted from the bus, threw the wallet into t...

You've been warned

TO WHOEVER STOLE MY BROKEN BATHROOM SCALE.
YOU WON'T GET A WEIGH WITH THIS!

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