My wife and I disagree about who wears the pants in the relationship
We're very poor
A young couple, just married, were...
in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband, who was a big, burly man, tossed his pants to the bride and said, "Here, put these on."
She put them on, but they were way too big.
"I can't wear your pants," she said.
"That's right,"...
Wanna know what you never ask a Scotsman?
Who wears the pants in the family?
How do you stump two nudists who are dating?
Ask them who wears the pants in their relationship.
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