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What do you call a man who steals a lot?

Rob

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What do you call someone who steals viagra?

A hardened criminal.

What do you call someone who steals noodles from the rich and gives them to the poor?

Ramen Hood

Who steals soap?

Dirty thieves, that's who!

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What do you call the person who steals from black people?

Robbin Hood

Police are currently on the search for a man who steals the ends of jokes.

He is described as being a tall, blond man with a very big

What do you call someone who steals energy?

A Joule thief.

What do you call an idiot who steals prescription drugs from pharmacies?

An oxy-moron

NSFW What do you call a guy who steals condoms?

A cheap f#cker.

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky

What do you call a cat who steals someone's identity?

An impawster.

Have you heard about the man who steals statues of famous people's heads?

He was busted!

What do you call someone who steals bags from people at a dog park?

A scat burgler.

What's the difference between a thief who steals timepieces and a man at a strip club?

One snatches watches and the other watches snatches.

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Apparently there's this guy who steals people's poops and ties them together..

I shit you knot.

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