What do you call someone who buys up the garden store's entire stock of shrubbery?
A hedgehog!
A lady walks into a store and asks where the XL condoms are kept...
A lady walks into a store and asks where the XL condoms are kept.
The manager sends her off to the family planning section.
After ten minutes, the manager takes routine a walk around the store, to check on things. He finds the lady still in the family planning section, humming to herse...
What do you call your Irish boyfriend who buys you anything you want?
Sugar Paddy
What do you call someone who buys weapons from North Korea?
An Archeologist.
You know the joke about the guy who buys his shoes from his drug dealer?
I wonder why he chose that dude to be his sole supplier.
A girl enters a superstore and asked a salesgirl “Hi, do you sell XL condoms?”
A girl enters a superstore and asked the salesgirl “Hi, do you sell XL condoms?”
Salesgirl replied “Yes of course, it’s in family planning on aisle 5”
Thanking her, the girl rushed towards the aisle.
20 mins later:
Salesgirl finds the same girl again in aisle 5. Curious, ...
A woman goes into a drugstore.
"Do you sell XL condoms?" she asks the pharmacist.
"Yes, of course, family planning is in aisle 5," he replies.
"Thanks," she says, and walks over.
About a half hour later the pharmacist is stocking shelves and sees the woman still standing in aisle 5.
"Did you find the c...
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A man is shopping at a pharmacy with his 10 year old son
As they go through the aisles the man’s son points and says “What are those?” The man looks to see his son pointing at the condoms and thinks “maybe it’s time to tell him some facts of life.”
“Those are condoms son,” the man says calmly, “They’re what men use when they want to practice safe ...
Gummi Worms
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I picked up a bag of gummy worms today. I've got to say I don't really understand their marketing strategy. The bag says 'no artificial flavors.'" the guy says. "I'm just curious who buys a bag of gummy worms hoping they taste as close to real worms as poss...
A head goes in to a bar
A head goes in to a bar to celebrate his 18th birthday with his father who buys him his first beer. Several seconds later he grows a torso.
Bewildered by this amazing revelation his father encourages him to drink another beer, he downs it and he grows an arm!
A small group of punters h...
Many people who get something that’s incomplete will worry.
But the man who buys a guitar with no neck does not fret.
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