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Who's There Jokes

"Knock, knock" "Who's there?" "Norway" "Norway who?"

"Norway in hell Epstein killed himself!"

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?"

Dave begins to sob uncontrollably as he realises his mother's dementia has worsened.

*knock knock* "Who's there?" "Dejav."

"Dejav who?"

*knock knock*


*edit : thanks a lot for appreciating the stupidity

Knock knock. Who's there? Control freak.

Right as they start to say "control freak who?" You quickly cut them off and say "next you're supposed to say control freak who!"

Knock knock. Who's there?

THE DOOR! (Low effort)

Jenny has no arms and legs. Knock knock. Who's there?

Not Jenny

Who's there?

What was said on the first telephone call?

"Mr. Watson--come here--I want to see you."

What was said on the second telephone call?

" Hi, this is Nicole from Dealer Services..."

Knock knock. Who's there? Noah.

Noah good Christmas joke?

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Knock knock. "Who's there?" Pizza. "Pizza who?"

Pete's a fucking asshole. He promised me that he would cover my shifts during this outbreak, but apparently we weren't eligible for government benefits due to some shady shit in his past. So instead of handling it like a GOOD ~~manager~~ HUMAN BEING, he decides to double up my shifts. Which, of cour...

Knock, knock. "Who's there?"

Wait a minute...

"Wait a minute who?"

*looks at watch*

...

Who's there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

I had no idea you could yodel.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana, who?

WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CARS EXTENDED WARRANTY.

Knock knock; Who's there?

W.H.O. says we must social distance, so go away.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

Knock knock. Who's there? Bacon. Bacon who?

Bacon a cake for my cake day.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Mary.

Mary who?

Mary Christmas!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Anna.

Anna who?

Anna happy new year!

Merry Christmas and a happy new year, Reddit :)

1: Knock Knock! 2: Who's There?

\[5 seconds of silence\]

2: Oh it's a ding dong ditch(ding dong dash).

Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who?

Orange you glad I lost the election?

Knock Knock... Who's there?

The World Health Organisation.





The World Health Organisation who?

Yes...

Knock knock. Who's there? Gwen. Gwen who?

Gwen find another joke, this one's rubbish.

My Daughter: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Me: "I dunno"

"To get to the idiots house"
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"Knock knock"

Me: "Who's there?"

"It's the chicken...."



She's 8...

Knock, Knock, who's there? Grandpa!

Quick stop the funeral!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Maya"

"Maya who?"

"Maya Ha Haaa~"


P.S. I'm sorry

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Want." "Want who?"

"AND A ONE TWO THREE FOUR!"

Knock-knock... Who's there? GameStop... Gamestop who?

GameSTOPPPPP BUYING!!! STOP BUYING!!! My hedge fund is going BANKRUPT!!!

Soooo my 4 year old nephew just told me this. He's a little nerd but it made me chuckle. Knock knock...

Who's there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

No idiot... Cows go moo!

Knock knock, who's there?

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Internet explorer

Internet explorer who?

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Internet explorer has stopped working. Windows is looking for a solution to the problem...

Knock knock. Who's there?

John. John who? John proceeds to break into tears as his mother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she doesn't even remember him.

Knock knock. - Who's there?

X-men

X-men who?

Caitlyn Jenner





Sry... I had to take this joke out of my head

*Knock-knock* ... "Who's there?"

"Doorbell repair man."

Knock knock! Who's there?

Me

Me who

Its ME KAREN LET ME SEE THE KIDS PLEASE

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Detective" "Detective who?"

I'm asking the questions here, pal.





\*Credit to a friend's 5 year old!\*

Knock Knock, who's there, Artichokes, Artichokes who?

Artichokes when he eats too fast!

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Knock knock...who's there?

A shitwhack of reddit trolls checking to see if they can tell everyone how many times they heard this joke before.

Now sound off you guilty bastards.

My 4 year old daughter told me the joke today. Knock knock, who's there? Dinosaurp, Dinosaurp who?

Haha you said dinosaur poo.

Knock knock. Who's there? Confused chicken. Confused chicken who?

Moo

*Knock-Knock* "Who's there?" "Nine-Eleven,"

"Nine-Eleven who?"

"YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!"

Knock knock, ....... who's there?

Not America because freedom rings

My 5 year olds painful twist on a knock knock joke

I was telling my son the "knock knock who's there banana joke", and he laughed and told me to tell it to him again. As I said knock knock he then backhanded my face and said "you shouldn't stand so close to the door"

Knock Knock. Christmas. Who's there?

Oops, looks like Christmas came early this year.

Knock knock..Who's there?..Interrupting coefficient of friction..

The interrupting coeff---

MU!

*knock knock* "Who's there?" "I got up."

"I got up who?"

"In that case, the bathroom's over there."

Knock knock knock knock knock. Who's there?

Michael J Fox

Knock knock, Who's there?, Bloop

Bloop who?

......ooh, gross, what did you eat?

"Knock Knock", "Who's There?", "I ate a pile up..."

"Knock Knock",
"Who's There?",
"I ate a pile up..."
"I ate a pile up who--"

(Say it aloud for full effect. Brought to you by my 8-year-old.)

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