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I am your Father... Alternate Version

Vader: Luke, I am Joe

Luke: Who's Joe?









Vader:>! Joe Father!<

Luke: NOOOOOO

Oedipus wants to learn of his fate.

He travels to Thebes to consult the blind prophet Tiresias and asks him, "What does my future hold?"

Tiresias thinks quietly for a time and answers, "First you'll murder your father."

Oedipus is shocked to hear that he'll become a killer, but there must be more to his fate.

He ...

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